Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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"This is from Star Wars?"
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
Offensive Draw Something Word
"I was dragged to a wedding in Texas...How white trash is the grooms cake?"
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"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
