If you use one of those Darth Maul double light sabers you could make it twice as big.
Double the freshness, double the fun.
"Double decker couch with a cooler so you don't have to get up to get your beer!"
This is not a double entendre, hope you like roast donkey!
If you could link up those monitors, that'd be greeeeaaaaat.
Solution: Double your drink dosage.