Irrelevant, you'll change this anyway.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe