Texaco

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor