"A.C. Slater has some sweet friends. . .us. He kept asking what bars were open, then he left with some stank who wasn't Kelly Kapowski."

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip