If that's what you made me for dinner, I must've been a dick last night.

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve