Picture Virgins can eat some of the frosting left in the plastic cup. It's soaking wet and at the bottom of the trash can.
Picture "My friend finally lost her virginity, and so I made her a cake, complete with cherry laffy-taffy labia and chocolate-sprinkle pubes." I don't see the cherry, I guess someone lost it.
Picture Finally a retirement home to payback my grandma for all the ear pulling and incessant nagging.