Don't Do Drugs! (or you might end up with the worst haircut ever)
Did you ever feel like you were just fighting a losing battle?
Sorry, kid, that's what you get for letting your parents take you to get a haircut.
Hey! Stop taking pictures and get me my PBR! You are on the quick road to losing your tip, missy!
"Had to walk around campus like this for a week after losing a bet"
What a Brony.