Picture "Yeah, so what if all my friends who bought bikes were hospitalized? I got this 'cycle shit on lockdown!"
Picture "This car showed up when we all came back from easter break. No one knows how this happened. Also, the rear bumper is completely detatched and sitting in the back seat."
Picture That's my Jeep, after I ran into a tree coming back from a party.... We couldn't get the side door open so I hooked a chain up to my dad's suburban and tried yankin' it off."