"It always seems that the drunker you are before you pass out, the more fucked up you are when you wake up. My freinds did this to me after I passed out after 8 straight hours of drinking."

My girlfriend and I were watching movies when I started to get a bit frisky, grabbing at her lady parts. "Not so fast," she said, "you need to grind first." Confused, I told her that dry humping hurts me. "No I mean grind for experience points, you need to romance me a bit before you get access to those levels." I nearly fell off the couch... Read More » laughing. She doesn't even play rpgs.

February 13, 2012