The snorting of Gatoraid "Fruitpunch" by one dumbass.

It makes a great back scratcher though.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

You should see how she hails a cab.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

They're the two most popular girls in school.