Here is the seventh installment of Assorted Jelly Beans, the one panel comic written by Ben Shwartz and brilliantly illustrated by Steve Dressler.
You fellas are in luck, we squeezed the powder out of the pouch just five minutes ago!
Willy Wonka was snorting chocolate in the bathroom.
You're violating one of these rules just by being able to read.
One guess who isn't getting laid by any of these girls.
It's ok because one forth of the Hummer is handicapped.