Typical wake up call

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3