I usually like a dirty girl but...

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274