I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Do midgets have night vision?
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Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.