I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Sire, put it away! Please, anything but that!
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Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
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Leave that thing a-Lohan.
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It's a Christmas miracle!
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Fixed it!
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Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
