"This is my friend's Mom..."
This is my friend, and his crazy thumbs.
"My mom found a roach on our porch and blamed my friend Sam." He must have long hair.
"This is a cake of my best friend and his wife" (warning: cake nudity)
The sculptors actually made his face like this for this very reason.
"My girlfriend teaching my mom what the shocker is and how to do the hand sign... she's a keeper."