Some asswhole caused traffic to back up

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle