Porch Monkey 4 LIFE

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.