The pros for having a tanning bed in your apartment really, really outweigh the cons. Did I say con, I meant con-cer. Cancer. I meant cancer.

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Well, think it.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve