I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Spiked jeep.
I hope this jeep never flips over on me.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.