That Guy is far too old to be at the Teen Choice Awards.
It's like they don't even know that they're ruining everything.
I bet people come up to him all day and say "You look like that old guy."
I wonder what that old guy is taking a Spring Break from.
Pamela Anderson doesn't look bad for someone who is a hundred years old.
I need 64 bottles of coke and one old lady. How much will that cost?