This is for my amusement and my amusement only.
I realized today that I look like a mash up of Kyle Orton and Jay Cutler, + 25 lbs. I'm from Chicago, so it's cool.
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Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
