"Satellite photo of a parking lot in front of the Comcast Center at UMD."
A snowman made of five balls.
Hello, 9-1-1? I know this is going to sound like a joke, but I got my dick stuck in a snowman.
"A snowman army invading my friend's driveway."
Every good snowman needs a magical hat.
The only problem with getting a blowjob from a snowman is the shrinkage.