It won't die if we don't let it

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore