Translated by a bilingual 14-year-old.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3