"How else can I let people know I'm about to die?"
Damn you facebook iPhone app for allowing people to update their status all the time.
"My dad, brother and I go to Cancun and this is the bathing suit my dad brings."
"He emailed this picture to his dad. For NO reason."
His dad works for the RIAA and just fined him $675,000.
Papa don't preach good parenting.