I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
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Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.