Picture Are you sure the quotes are enough? People might still miss it. Better put Christmas lights around it.
Picture They never expect the Christmas wrapping paper prank in May, but that's when it's the cheapest.
Picture Is there a better way to celebrate the birth of Jesus then crudely arranging Christmas lights in the shape of a woman, complete with naughty parts? If there is, I haven't seen a picture of it on this site yet.