"If ever you need assurance that you don't really have it that bad"
You ever fart so bad you could see it?!?
If you thought sharpie was hard to get off of your entire face, try your teeth...
Ladies, if you thought camel toe was bad, pray you never have to deal with this.
Is it bad if it still fizzes when you twist the cap off?
And you thought shrinkage from water was bad.