Picture "I was cutting wood with table saw and my thumb became the wood." WARNING: GROSSEST THING EVER.
Picture "On the Friday night before Halloween I slammed my finger in my dorm door, and cut the tip of my finger off, then with it off went and let somebody in. Docs at the hosptial said it cant be reattatched, but whatever, its all good." (gross)
Picture "My neighbor got pissed off because his roommate kept looking at his screen during a computer game. We think he was just whacking it..."