Picture "A kid from my high school made a bet that he would run onto the field naked during the homecoming game. He made it about 30 seconds and was tackled by even more cops and then they covered him with paper banners."
Picture "We win 'best vehicle' in the homecoming parade every year. I present you the Phi Alpha Mobile."
Picture By the time the kid grows up, technology will have developed a whole new way to make you look like an ass.