Your Wan and only guy holding a giant key for some sort of strange advertisement.
The key is to dig your big toe into the soft spot for balance.
Also there's a key under the doormat if you just want to let yourself in.
Definitely a guy you want to have in the Public Safety department.
If you really want to get spring breakers attention you should hand out booze.
If you are there watching, you don't really have the right to look disgusted.