"I'll pay extra if he shaves his mustache..."

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur