My girlfriend and I were watching movies when I started to get a bit frisky, grabbing at her lady parts. "Not so fast," she said, "you need to grind first." Confused, I told her that dry humping hurts me. "No I mean grind for experience points, you need to romance me a bit before you get access to those levels." I nearly fell off the couch... Read More »
This is the true spirit of Halloween.
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Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
