I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Fair and Balanced...
Fox News may be fair and balanced, but they are sure not good at keeping up with their web page.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.




Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.