I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Alan from The Hangover
He just wants to find others people to be in his wolfpack.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.