Homer, you knuckle-beak! I told you a hundred times to sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween! Before!

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

She hasn't been seen since.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"