Picture "On Spring Break, it was my task to eat a pound of peeps. I made it through a little over 2/3 of the batch before I cried uncle. My friends wouldn't have any of it and forced me to eat 4 more peeps at once. I got bite halfway down, then it came back up
Picture ...so then my car got towed, and I still ended up having to pay the ticket. It was probably the worst thing that ever happened to anyone.
Picture You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?