Picture "My roommate and I were cooking supper when we heard a loud crash like a baseball hit our window. We went to investigate and found this on our living room window. Stupid pigeon!"
Picture "This guy Nick on my floor took a squirrel that had been run over for over a week, and put it on this guy's dorm room door as a joke. Let's just say that a dead squirrel and Lysol don't go together well."
Picture "On the Friday night before Halloween I slammed my finger in my dorm door, and cut the tip of my finger off, then with it off went and let somebody in. Docs at the hosptial said it cant be reattatched, but whatever, its all good." (gross)
Picture Is this implying that Randy already killed my pet, or because he kills so many pets he can somehow unkill them?