Mario Kart
The Princess definitely has 1 or 2 tricks up her sleeve.
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.



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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.