"This kid let anyone who wanted to open-handed slap him as hard as they could."
I knew a Kindergarden teacher who got fired for showing his class this art project.
"Why you shouldent play slap ass with a gorilla."
"Now that's a slap on the back!"
That's a Looney Tunes quality slap.
"C'mon man, it won't be that bad, just a quick slap on the back."