Beard-o-lantern

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts