Sometimes just posting a sign that says, "I'm lonely," isn't enough.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.