It looks ridiculous, but everyone in his family has this tattoo. It's tradition.
Because we all know how fun it is to wipe with ink.
"I know its only 9 feet of hose, but it does strap to your face. No turning back."
It hurt, but it only took like 2 minutes for the tiger to eat her whole.
"It took me 2 1/2 months to make this costume for my son! He asked me for 2 years in a row to make him one. Now, that I'm laid off my job, I made his dream come true."
We cooould look into this, but it'll probably be a real "time-drain."