Picture Now you've got the perfect pickup line! Walk up to a girl and get her attention. Now, pretend that when you touch your butt with your finger it's so hot that it makes a sizzling "tsssss" noise. Then pull down your pants, pretend to look surprised when you
Picture "My friend and I felt that the local McDonalds skimped us on hot sauce. 10 days and 526 packets of ketchup later, we think we evened the score."