"And the leftover candy and warm beer fills this putrid campus as all the sexy cats and sexy bunnies hold their shameful heads down. And I'll look down and whisper, 'No'."
"The heads even moved up and down."
You can't buy costumes this good, you just have to sit down and make them.
Meanwhile, an elderly woman's getting mugged and beaten down the street.
down at fraggle rock with boober and red
"To my Thicket of Solitude we go! Oh yeah, down the stairs to the basement and hang a right at the dryer."