My boyfriend and I had started sleeping together, but hadn't been doing so for too long. We were still getting to know how kinky the other one was. So one night after hanging out he went to go get ready for bed I went and laid down in his bed naked, pretending to be asleep. I heard the door creak open, heard him walk quietly up to the foot of them bed, and begin slowly and... Read More »
Rorschach and the Silk Spectre
"And the leftover candy and warm beer fills this putrid campus as all the sexy cats and sexy bunnies hold their shameful heads down. And I'll look down and whisper, 'No'."
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.