If you loved Billy Mays, you'll really love a belligerent Billy Mays.
Billy Mays Hayes
Even in death, Billy Mays can sell better than any other pitchman.
I heard one of them died and the other beat up a hooker... and I'm just talking about the two guys in the background.
They genetically engineered a new salesman from the DNA of the ShamWow guy and Billy Mays.