I work as an it-wizzard (according to the it-illeterate) at a big company. Some day I was reading about left-turning barteria on a carton of yogurt. That moment my boss walked in and asked me if it was possible to get information out of an specific database. It was one of those days that I had all the work I could handle so I answered: No, thats not possible because we only... Read More »
Taliban
Our buddy was recently called back to the Army after being out for 2 years, so 3 days before he started to train for another tour of Iraq we decided to throw him a Halloween going away party. He was the only one that was not dressed as a Taliban.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.